Old-School Soul Extraction July 22, 2009
Posted by caveblogem in Other.trackback
Normally this isn’t a commercial site, but I feel like I need to step in and offer some competition to this Dr. Flintstein, who is offering to extract souls and store them for you, etc.
I don’t know what he charges, but he’s got a pretty fancy office, big machines, fancy advertisements in The New Yorker, assistants, a warehouse in New Jersey, a fancy website. I can undercut it. Big time. So here’s the deal: Hundred bucks. No fancy machines. Works the old-fashioned way, like this:
- Cat sits on your chest
- You fall asleep
- Cat sucks your soul out through your nose (outpatient procedure, just like Flintstein’s)
- After a while, we get the soul back from the cat and put it in a baggy.
- We mail it to you.
Only major difference is that you probably won’t want it back. Not after you see it.
Give me a call.
Pretty Good on Paper 
He he he. Awesome! :)
They’ve certainly gone to a lot of trouble to build an (almost) authentic-looking site which seems set to take on a life of its own. More evidence that we live in a “soulless” society?
Nonetheless, next time I catch Freya looking soulful, I shall wonder… :)
Silver Tiger,
I think that there are probably a lot of people trying to use the service, which is an elaborate film promotion. It is so weird that I was disappointed it wasn’t real. Deep-down, I know that people are every bit that weird.
Incidentally, can tigers do that soul-sucking thing, too? Or is that just house cats?
I tried it once but didn’t like the taste ;)
Love this! Really great. I’m going back to some of my favorite blogs and rediscovered this one. So glad.
Mary
Thanks, mary. I keep going back to yours as well. Sometimes it is really hard to keep up with blogging. Life is so busy. But old blogging friends keep me coming back.