Old-School Soul Extraction July 22, 2009Posted by caveblogem in Other.
Normally this isn’t a commercial site, but I feel like I need to step in and offer some competition to this Dr. Flintstein, who is offering to extract souls and store them for you, etc.
I don’t know what he charges, but he’s got a pretty fancy office, big machines, fancy advertisements in The New Yorker, assistants, a warehouse in New Jersey, a fancy website. I can undercut it. Big time. So here’s the deal: Hundred bucks. No fancy machines. Works the old-fashioned way, like this:
- Cat sits on your chest
- You fall asleep
- Cat sucks your soul out through your nose (outpatient procedure, just like Flintstein’s)
- After a while, we get the soul back from the cat and put it in a baggy.
- We mail it to you.
Only major difference is that you probably won’t want it back. Not after you see it.
Give me a call.